Molasses
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  • Reads 2,629
  • Votes 60
  • Parts 9
  • Time 4h 59m
Ongoing, First published Jan 15
Mature
House develops bladder problems way back in season 1. This just so happens to coincide with him finding out about the hot little thing working in the Urology department. He plans a chance meeting, accidentally pisses on her, and shockingly, she doesn't try to kill him for it. They get closer and he starts to notice things that don't add up. 
R18
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CW: Watersports! That means pee but like sexy! I'm including the warning because it exists but also it's not like there's a lot of piss in the fic. It's mostly not going to bother anyone until we get very late in the fic and they get into some sounding.
 I'm not a doctor so please don't poke holes in the plot, I just wanted to be horny. I tried to give it realistic-sounding medical detail while keeping it kinky.
I was very inspired by the episode where House can't pee. Never been a fan of watersports until recently and I was feeling feisty.

NOTE: Wattpad keeps getting rid of my page breaks. :( I don't know how to fix it but this story is available on FFNET, AO3, and Quotev to compensate. Sorry!

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